Literal Lance

What is Literal Lance?

Someone who takes things in a literal context; someone who can't joke

Dee: She's a big fat whore!

Alex: But she's not even fat!

Dee: Stop being such a Literal Lance!!!!!

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Pikniking

1. when you cum on a girls knee cap and throw a checkered napkin on it. it looks like a picnic table. oh snap man! last night I was piknik..

In Before Lock

1. What posters on a message boards will sometimes say in response to a thread/topic that will eventually be locked/closed. This is a way t..

Humpty's

1. Eat at Soviet Humpty's, help break the chains of capitalist oppresion. At Soviet Humpty's names are benign. See Comrade..

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