Literal Lance

What is Literal Lance?


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Someone who takes things in a literal context; someone who can't joke

Dee: She's a big fat whore!

Alex: But she's not even fat!

Dee: Stop being such a Literal Lance!!!!!

See serious, jokes, hatin'


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