What is Literality?
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The quality or condition of being afflicted with a terminal inability to read-between-the-lines and only comprehend concepts and situations in a strict non-figurative sense.
She: “Hey sexy let’s go
knock boots .”
He: “What do you mean?”
She: “Why don’tcha marinate the
nether rod in thesquish mitten …”
He: "You wanna what?"
She: “Wanna ‘Wham’ your ‘Oingo Boingo’ into my ‘Velvet Underground’?”
He: “Huh?”
She: “Come take the love luge on the inbound loin line”
He: “Pardon?”
She: “Tiptoe through my two lips…?”
He: “Ummm…I’m lost”
She: “Your literality drives me nuts...grab some imagination and gimme’ a clunge-plunge already!”
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Random Words:
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yeepielicious (adj)
brings you to the point of uncontrolable desire for lust and love
Gina is so hot she makes me yeepielicious
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1.
T shaped machine gun, usually an uzi or mac
Zap is also used for short
I'm in the cadillac smashing with the zap hammer on my lap..
