Literally

What is Literally?


1.

a much misused adverb, often for emphasis

"I literally died of embarrassment."

"Really? How was reincarnation, you fucking illiterate dipshit?"

2.

People often confuse this word with figuratively.

-Dude, you figurativelydied of embarassment, you illiterate dipshit.

3.

Truthfully actual. Not figuratively.

Used when not bullshitting or by fake cats pretending not to.

"I literally sucked on those jugs!"

See actually, figuratively, bullshit, facts, fiction

4.

A word my girlfriend and her friends use to pronunciate everything....literally

Literally, you need to stop saying that word....Literally you have said that word one thousand times today. I am so sick of that word, literally!!.....

See right, yep, word, stop, bitch

5.

unless you add the word 'literally' people wont get the full meaning of your sentance.

Holy cow! That broccoli soup tastes like crap, but not literally of course.

6.

Means to exaggerate. Anyone who says it's "a much misused adverb, often for emphasis" is literally a piece of faecal matter so big it encompasses the whole observable universe, literally.

She was so repulsively ugly that I literally shat my own eyeballs, stitched them to my nipples and proceeded to lactate blood through my pupils.

See emphasis, truth, fact

7.

unless you say 'literally' people generally won't get what you are saying.

Dang! That tastes like crap, but not literally of course.


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