Literary Handjob

What is Literary Handjob?

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

See dumbass, moron, literacy, debate

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Formember

1. Something you forgot, then remembered. I formember what I wanted to tell you. See remember, recelect 2. The conscious attempt to rem..

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