What is Literary Handjob?
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when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy
Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists
Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so
Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?
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The nasty, frothy, unfulfilling junk left at the bottom of a bottle of beer.
Joe: "Do you want the rest of my beer?"
Sydney:..
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To have more than a million views on a video on youtube.
Holy shit my vid of me snorting vinegar and salt made me a view-ionaire!!!!!!!..
