Literary Handjob

What is Literary Handjob?

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

See dumbass, moron, literacy, debate

Conneticut Muffin

1. When a woman wakes up a man by sitting on his face and shaking her booty until he wakes shouting 'Conneticut Muffin!!' Yo bit..

Oddling

1. An oddling is somebody who is very odd. Sometimes, queer. Sometimes, Moonie-like. Ugh, Sungis is such an oddling. See sungis, moonies,..

Ringy Dingy

1. To call someone up on his/her cellphone. I gave my aunt Marla a ringy dingy on her trailer trash phone. See call, phone, speak, addres..

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