Literary Handjob

What is Literary Handjob?

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

See dumbass, moron, literacy, debate

Zabre

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Reverse Blowjob

1. When a couple is engaging in anal sex, and the catcher/receiver farts on the partner's penis. I was banging Susan in the ass and s..

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