Literary Handjob

What is Literary Handjob?

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

See dumbass, moron, literacy, debate

Fireworking

1. To shoot skeet into the air and it resembles fireworks. Kinda like skeet shooting. Guy : Dude, I was fireworking hardcore last night ..

Zomgzsquad

1. Elite Squad, a gamers group Mah team is zomgzsquad noob! See zomg, zomgz, omg, omfg..

J-loaf

1. The feeling one gets from consuming large quantities of Americans favorite plentiful dish... Meafloaf. Usually found under the #7 combo ..

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