Literary Handjob

What is Literary Handjob?

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

See dumbass, moron, literacy, debate

Klopp

1. chill head, that chills with chill peeps on chilly days. Ponders if he is chill..

Cumkin

1. a napkin used in maturbation which is covered in cum Ilsa wouldn't come over so Jimmy had to masturbate with a cumkin. See mastur..

Quankter

1. a fart from the penis i held in my fart and later i quanktered. See cockqueef, cockfart, penis fart, dick fart 1. a fart from the pe..

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