Literary Handjob

What is Literary Handjob?

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

See dumbass, moron, literacy, debate

Skank-pretty

1. A trashy girl who still has the capacity to be attractive... somewhat... Hmmm, yeah, Olga is skank-pretty See skank, pretty, ho, bitch..

Rejack

1. it means retarded jackass like a retard and a jackass "Your friend gets a F on his math test and your like dude wat did u get wron..

Varano

1. Term describing a guy who has all the chance in the world with a babe but always blows it in the end. "Bru! Natalie wanted his pes..

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