What is Literary Handjob?
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when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy
Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists
Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so
Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?
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Exceptioanlly endowed male has a nest of cock roaches in his urethra. Extreme pain will ensue.
I went to the doctor and, I was suprised..
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The sudden avalanche of ice cubes from the ice maker that inevitably overfills your glass.
Sorry about all the ice cubes on the floor, ..
