Literary Handjob

What is Literary Handjob?

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

See dumbass, moron, literacy, debate

Hockeyed

1. To beat another team by a large margin, generally making a show of them. The Red Sox hockeyed the Yankees last night, 15 runs to three..

Leoning

1. To dig out the best piece of cookie dough in a Ben & Jerry's cookie dough ice cream. Then to drop it on the floor. Then realize..

Jamues

1. A type of moose I wonder if we will see the Jamues today! See type, of, moose, james, lol..

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