Literary Handjob

What is Literary Handjob?

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

See dumbass, moron, literacy, debate

Dirty Howie

1. When a man has sexual intercourse (vaginal, and/or anal) with a woman without ever kissing her or making out with her because she is so ..

Jockhole

1. A cross between a jock and an asshole. Most notably: 1. An athletic guy in his late-teens or early-twenties 2. One who only talks to c..

Cherry Ass

1. a 70's slang for pussy or wimp; often used as an insult to someone who backs down from a fight Jake is such a cherry ass he wouldn..

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