Literary Handjob

What is Literary Handjob?

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

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Noodle Humper

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Quickone

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Jericho'd

1. A term of art or business for having your customers engage in a massive and vocal revolt, when you make a very stupid move. When CBS ca..

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