Literary Handjob

What is Literary Handjob?

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

See dumbass, moron, literacy, debate

Alaskan Brownball

1. While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it in..

Uberwhomp

1. Somethimg or someone who is being unfair. Man, this show is uberwhomp!..

Virginitus

1. somone who is a virgin for too long bob is suffering virginitus because he cant get any. See virgin, whore, laid, virginity, sex..

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