Literary Handjob

What is Literary Handjob?

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

See dumbass, moron, literacy, debate

Beerglar

1. Someone who hangs out with you for no other purpose but but to steal your beer. Damn, Nathan is such a beerglar! See beer, burglar, al..

Zorched

1. To Be Extreamly Pie Eyed Or Skulled had a puff too many Man I am Super Zorched See high, baked, stewed, stoned, skulled..

Lilium

1. 1: The a genus of flowering plants. 2: The beautiful song with Latin lyrics. I just saw a row of Lilium plants in somebody's gard..

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