What is Literary Handjob?
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when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy
Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists
Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so
Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?
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Term used to describe a hard hit in the John Madden football game
You just gave that quarterback the gallawigga.
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A man that is pussy whipped
Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.
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