What is Literate N00b?
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One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.
Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*
{After being rejected}
Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!
Random Words:
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to have weird drunken sex, usually outdoors.
we chicken noodled in the backyard a little, but i don't really remember much.
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translates to Out Of Work in French
In the tradition of shallow misconstrued French language; i.e. Eau de Toilet (Toilet Water)
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