Literate N00b

What is Literate N00b?

One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.

Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*

{After being rejected}

Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!

Fartwa

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Lojack

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Mixdown

1. The total listening value of a collection of songs. The mixdown of the rock CD was awesome...

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