What is Literate N00b?
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One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.
Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*
{After being rejected}
Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!
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A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn..
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If your body is proportional
damn homie, look at that lobster babe, her ass is huge..
