Literate N00b

What is Literate N00b?

One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.

Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*

{After being rejected}

Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!

Mintburn

1. The burning sensation that can be felt in and around your mouth, tongue and gums from a strong minty product. Brushing your teeth or ea..

Alaskan Cinnamon Bun

1. The act of shitting a swirl in someones cheek and then jizzing on top of the shit as the icing I loved it when John gave me the Alaskan..

Vdj

1. The odd creature often seen in IRC. Origins still unknown. Damn I saw many of those VDJs online today! See DG..

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