Literate N00b

What is Literate N00b?

One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.

Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*

{After being rejected}

Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!

Vegemite

1. Delicious Australian spread, made from used brewer's yeast. Non-Australians tend to give descriptions of it similar to 'taste..

Lickerish Allsort

1. clitoris "he was very partial to my lickerish allsort and I did nothing to discourage him"..

Ursa Work

1. When somebody is doing something that isn't productive Matt only does ursa work all day because all he does is play WoW See work..

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