What is Literate N00b?
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One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.
Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*
{After being rejected}
Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!
Random Words:
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the fuckin alphabet, bitch
2. what the fuck was that?
1. that was the alphabet you dumb fuck!
2. It's pronounced 'abasdfoab..
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form of "personal hygine" where one takes off their t-shirt, wipes the sweatiest areas of one's person, and then wears it..