What is Literate N00b?
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One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.
Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*
{After being rejected}
Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!
Random Words:
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(n.) anal sex
After a dinner of lamb and tuna fish, Metaxa at the bar, and watching Zorba the Greek at the theatres, we went back to he..
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Impossible to wang. Another reference to "rate" an object's performace aka un-ratable aka priceless
<OrangeCat> I..
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Used to eliminate the major details of story so as to sterilize and shorten it.
We went back to his apartment, yadda yadda, then I went..
