What is Literate N00b?
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One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.
Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*
{After being rejected}
Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!
Random Words:
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To whack the cock of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange in..
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adj.
1. to be so drunk that you could be hit by a truck and not notice
2. to be so drunk that you may as well have been hit by a truck..
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when a friend/associate all but swears on his soul something is going to happen, and then finds a way to screw it up, or chickens out.
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