What is Literate N00b?
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One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.
Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*
{After being rejected}
Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!
Random Words:
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When a "posh wank" is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.
Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc..
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A small town in somerset county with a surprisingly useful town with multiple grocery stores, eating places, and just random shit. Home ..
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A blow j for someone with a big fatty dick.
-"Eyy Jesus, that bitch's got some good snazz! Bet i'll get my fat D sucked...
