What is Literate N00b?
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One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.
Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*
{After being rejected}
Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!
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With your girl in the position of an American Football Center, you put your hands under her butt. She shits in your hands you take a 1 ..
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when you get jumped by at least two people who whip yo ass
Yesterday my son Tyrone was down in the projects and he got double-banked by..
