Literbike Edit Meaning

1. oxy moron of very tired ass sneakers. they are so old that the pieces of the shit are coming apart, primarily worn by the UGLIEST people..

1. the closest parking spot you can get to the location you are going to. (example: in front of a bar, your apartment, a store, etc.) MAN#..

1. Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away... Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling ran..