What is Lithuanian Typewriter?


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The act of blotting, or typing out words while ejaculating profusely on someone's chest.

I gave George's mail order bride a Lithuanian Typewriter after I got her a Visa.

See lithuanian, typewriter, sex, chest, semen, cum, spunk, moves


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