Litmus Test

What is Litmus Test?


1.

The act of covertly sniffing a finger that has been inserted into a woman's vagina while making out for the purpose of determining if it is safe to proceed to oral sex.

I was going to munch her box, but I ran a litmus test, and it came back positive for stank, so I just bagged it and tagged it.

2.

The act of following a questionable male or female to a public restroom to determine his/her actual gender.

"Chris" wore clothes that either sex could wear, had a haircut considered tolerable of both genders, and a voice that's indistinguishable between an angel or a scruffy Southerner. So Joe did the ol' litmus test and followed Chris to the office's bathroom.


44

Random Words:

1. A derogatory term used for the natives of the virgin islands. "Oh my god. Look at all the iuris here!"..
1. "What Would Russ Hudson Do?". You typically ask yourself this question when at a crossroad or any other type of quandry, and i..
1. someone who is a queer hippie That heady girl over there is a quippie. See queer, gay, hippie, hippy, lesbian 1. someone who is a qu..