Little Billy

What is Little Billy?


1.

1. A term used for any prepubescent child or child looking of an age of or under 12 years old usually accompanied by a voice of the pitch of a catholic choir boy. This child also tends to use terms they should either not know or at least they dont understand quite frequently. Terms such as, bitch, cunt, penis, vagina, fuck, god, asshole, omg, wtf, and holy shit.

Also all little billies carry one or more of the following qualities.

1. Complete lack of respect for parents (usually mother)

2. Short in stature or height

3. High pitched voice

4. Excessive swearing and/or shit-talking

5. Uncontrolled volume

6. Not knowing their place

7. Voices egotistical opinions on everything, which posses no meaning or value

8. Excels in the art of baked goods

9. Often falls into slumber at early hours

10. Unusually gifted at online games Ex. Halo 3

11. A need to latch oneself to older persons

12. A tendency to get angry or frustrated in any situation

13. Homicidal screeching

14. Excessive whistling and/or humming

15. Receives numerous "check ups" from parents

16. More often than not possesses a screen name that contains the word "monkey"

17. Lack of awareness

Ex.1

H3 player #1: God dammit little billy you BLOW BALLS.

Little Billy: WHOA, fuck you asshole, why dont you shut the fuck up, EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Ex.2

Little Billy: "*whistling*"......................

H3 player #2: omfg.......stfu

Ex.3

online in a pregame lobby...

The older friend: Ok here we go the match is startin, little billy grab the rockets,......little billy..........little billy!.........LITTLE BILLY!!!!

after losing the match and little billy going afk the entire game the older friend makes his way over to little billys house after busting through his door, sees him asleep in his beanbag with his headset on and controller in hand.

The older friend:omg

Ex. 4

The older friend: Little billy get down in the kitchen and make me some cookies.

Little Billy: OMFG why didn't you tell me you had cookie mix god dammit, i would have made it 2 hours ago.

The older friend: Little billy I knew if i told you that then you wouldn't be awake right now.

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2.

1. A term used for any prepubescent child or child looking of an age of or under 12 years old usually accompanied by a voice of the pitch of a catholic choir boy. This child also tends to use terms they should either not know or at least they dont understand quite frequently. Terms such as, bitch, cunt, penis, vagina, fuck, god, asshole, omg, wtf, and holy shit.

Also all little billys carry one or more of the following qualities.

1. Complete lack of respect for parents (usually mother)

2. Short in stature or height

3. High pitched voice

4. Excessive swearing and/or shit-talking

5. Uncontrolled volume

6. Not knowing their place

7. Voices egotistical opinions on everything, which posses no meaning or value

8. Excels in the art of baked goods

9. Often falls into slumber at early hours

10. Unusually gifted at online games Ex. Halo 3

11. A need to latch oneself to older persons

12. A tendency to get angry or frustrated in any situation

13. Homicidal screeching

14. Excessive whistling and/or humming

15. Receives numerous "check ups" from parents

16. More often than not possesses a screen name that contains the word "monkey"

17. Lack of awareness

Ex.1

H3 player #1: God dammit little billy you BLOW BALLS.

Little Billy: WHOA, fuck you asshole, why dont you shut the fuck up, EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Ex.2

Little Billy: "*whistling*".. ....................

H3 player #2: omfg.......stfu

Ex.3

online in a pregame lobby...

The older friend: Ok here we go the match is startin, little billy grab the rockets,......little billy..........little billy!.........LITTLE BILLY!!!!

after losing the match and little billy going afk the entire game the older friend makes his way over to little billys house after busting through his door, sees him asleep in his beanbag with his headset on and controller in hand.

The older friend:omg

Ex. 4

The older friend: Little billy get down in the kitchen and make me some cookies.

Little Billy: OMFG why didn't you tell me you had cookie mix god dammit, i would have made it 2 hours ago.

The older friend: Little billy I knew if i told you that then you wouldn't be awake right now.

See little, billy, small, tiny, underage, kid, child, young, annoying

3.

1) A general name given to an excessively annoying, "special", non-coherant little boy who pesters people like a bad wound that won't heal.

2) The cartoon character on Cartoon Network on the show "The Grim Tales of (something)" who puts two or more ideas (which don't go together) and makes them into one idea.

Teacher: Did you do the homework, Little Billy?

Little Billy: I eat cancer when it its Mustard!!! MMMMmmmmMMMmMMMMMmmmmMMMmmm!!

4.

Some Thing Me And My Friends Refer to about the growing amount of teenage mothers in McDonalds or any where lol in Stockton-on-Tees or The UK!

Examples:

Billy: Mammy i want a happy meal!

TeenMother: Damn it Billy you fuck Shut up!

or

Billy: Mammy whos my Daddy?

TeenMother: I Dont Know Son!

or

Damn it Billy Mammy is trying to work Damn it!


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