What is Little John?
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Sen. John Edwards, American Vice-Presidential candidate in 2004. Contrasted with his running-mate Sen. John F. Kerry (
A lot of people think Little John is hotter than Big John. Little John is a ROCKSTAR!
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The most blatantly retarded person in the universe. Little John takes to making fun of others when he is unable to face the fact that he is wrong. His greatest insult is to call his opponent in a debate 'little', ironic, considering that his name is LITTLE John.
Little John: Accually, It takes several swings, FORCEFULL swings to break a bone with a hand axe.
Sparda: Little John, go to your nearest Hardware store and buy yourself an axe. Now, get the person nearest to you to hack at your chest. Only once. Send me some pictures of what happens.
