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When something is so good, it doesn't just TAKE the cake, it owns it.
Unlike Emily, Andrea does not own the cake.
Chocolate cake ..
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when you're thirsty and have nothing else to drink and you see a delicious watermelon.
man: *thristy, see watermelon*
man: OMGWAT..
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The common cold to most is just a basic illness.
To me, it's a 1/2 gallon of orange juice and a roll of toilet paper, because I ra..