What is Little Miss Mason?
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A person who tends to hum and dance in front of the telly to annoy her friends. Has an affinity for kittens, melons and rugby neanderthals. Generally a girly-girl at heart despite having a mean streak and an underlying dark, twisted sense of humour.
Sweet and playful at times though frighteningly violent when intoxicated. When provoked, items hurled at friends include: rotten apple cores, old newspapers and home made fish-finger sandwiches (don't forget the tartar sauce!).
Will you move your butt and stop dancing in front of the TV?! I wanna change channels- stop being such a Little Miss Mason dammit!
Random Words:
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north west london
THIS IS A SONG WRITTEN BY BMD (THE ARTIST)
where do we come from?
NORTH WEEZEE
See north weezy, norf weezy..
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When your girls buthole puckers out like a sea cukumber.
This is a not bloody sanguine rose
I scrwed Daisy's butt til she was loo..
