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a type of blood clot (like a heart attack or stroke) that occurs in the penis
girl: alright i'm ready for sex!
guy: ok.. time for..
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an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin
fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a..
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When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.
After I was done w..
