What is Liver Board?
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An auto-erotic accessory composed of a liver (preferably still warm from the recently-euthanized livestock) affixed (nailed, stapled) to a wooden plank with a hole carved into it. A makeshift orifice is sliced through the liver, and a "hillbilly" copulates with the organ. The board provides a rigid frame for satisfactory penetration and withdrawal.
Risks include social stigma, tetanus, splinters,
Ed: Wow...you slept with that
fugly cum dumpster ?
Bill: Yeah, well, it was better than jack-pounding a liver board.
Ed: Are you sure about that?
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