Livesey

What is Livesey?


1.

Some with poor chat who loves to shove glass jars up their backpassage, and watch the blood and cracked glass seep out of their anus.

My lord, look at that Livesey take that up the shitter!

See livesey, gay, jar, glass, blood

2.

(noun)A plastic cup filled with a beverage (often coffee) which is left to go cold on a victim's desk in the hope that they will accidentally knock it over. The perpetrator of the livesey will claim that they intended to drink it, thereby abdicating the consequences.

(verb)To entrap a victim using a livesey(noun)

Coined in 1989 after a persistent liveseying offender

(noun)"Who left this bloody livesey on my desk?"

(verb)"Aargh! My keyboard has been liveseyed!"

See beverage, coffee, desk, accident, baldilocks


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