What is Living The Dream?
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DECLARATION OF “LIVING THE DREAM”
WE the sovereign members of “the dream” due establish this declaration of our political, moral, theoretical, intellectual, ideological, philosophical, physical state of mind. The dream is the everlasting pursuance of a unique goal that is sacred to the man that holds it. We establish this group in an effort to circumvent “the game”. For, “the game” is for children and we are men who don’t play games, we live “the dream”. We will form a union of members bound by a federation of rules. This union shall be held sacred above all other matters. We will come together to bring forth bountiful drunken debauchery and sexual promiscuity.
The dream will drive every action of its members and will be the everlasting mantra and battle call by which we live our lives. Every member shall join together to help their fellow brother in the pursuance of “the dream”. In the world we affectionately call “the dream” we use words such as “Wingman” the “Dirty Sanchez”, the “Donkey Punch”, the “Pink Dragon”, the “Snatch Burger”, “The Shocker” and your favorite and mine, the “Blue Dolphin”. In the world of “the dream” we strictly forbid cock blocking, even by Jesus himself. Everyman shall respect “the dream” of his fellow brother and shall actively assist his brother in his chosen dream. In this world every man is your “wingman”. In fact taking the “fat chick” is considered an honor and every member that does so shall be credited with an assist.
In the world of “the dream” every man is free to pursue happiness as he sees fit. A man’s dream could be whatever he wants. A man’s dream may be hooking up with a hot girl, a make-out session by the dumpster with the crazy girl who drinks too much, landing the girl of his dreams, making out with random girls at a party, finger banging someone so you can make your buddy a special treat, having two girls fight over you, running a train on some whore with your good buddy, making sure someone is sober enough to drive to Whataburger for taquitos, doubling up with two hot chicks, or riding donkeys at 3 a.m. drunk off your ass with your wingman and two hot chicks. The dream is what ever the man who holds it chooses.
The Dream motivates, inspires, and encourages one to pursue the goals by which to rise above heights unknown. It brings about greatness, perfection, and innovation, it allows you to break through your weakness to achieve the ultimate goal, to climb the summit of “the dream” and concur all. And once a man has achieved his dream he shall come down from his chosen summit and let his fellow brothers know what its like to “live the dream.”
We hold these truths to be self evident that all “dreams” are created equal and the active pursuance thereof is honorable, noble, and the ultimate state of mind. By the powers ordained by our creator and our testosterone we here by establish “the dream” and the actions by which we “LIVE THE DREAM”
living the dream may be hooking up with a hot girl, a make-out session by the dumpster with the crazy girl who drinks too much, landing the girl of his dreams, making out with random girls at a party, finger banging someone so you can make your buddy a special treat, having two girls fight over you, running a train on some whore with your good buddy, making sure someone is sober enough to drive to Whataburger for taquitos, doubling up with two hot chicks, or riding donkeys at 3 a.m. drunk off your ass with your wingman and two hot chicks. The dream is what ever the man who holds it chooses.
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A sarcastic phrase used to describe the pure boredom and bullshit associated with deployments. People who are screwed into being fobbits with combat arms MOS's are usually the first ones to throw this gem at some one who makes the mistake of either asking, "What's going on?" or "How are you doing?".
Random super happy guy walking into a center of operations: "Hey how are you doing?"
Bored fister: "Living the dream asshole. Thanks for rubbing it in."
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Living the Dream
In our world this means -
Common definition - Living the fucking dream (LTFD)
Living the Dream
ie - not coming into the office so you plug your work laptop into your home broadband router and log in to works secure network via vpn then go away and
a) wash the dogs
b) Gardening -
prune the bush
c) DIY such as 'Tongue and Groove'
d) Have a rather large poo
e) disappear for 2 hours into town shopping then come back and claim you are having connection problems to the work network
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The state of believing that your life is at the pinnacle of everything you could possibly want despite the presence of onlookers hating on you.
Could also refer to an action where you are 'living the dream' such as replicating something that you recently saw and admired on an episode of Come Dine With Me. Or the process of doing something that you are so happily immersed in that all the other crap in your life seems to disappear.
'She's living the dream'
'Keep on living the dream'
'Don't disturb him whilst he's living the dream'
'I was living the dream until you rained on my parade'
'Living the dream, flickin' a bean'
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Phrase describing the act of doing something that has relative significance to you and your closest companion that would seem pathetic and sad to most other people. ironic.
Sitting in the back parking-lot of a Japanese restaurant, John pours stolen vodka into a vitamin-water bottle.
Sally: We're living the dream!
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1.living the dream is a term used by many Arwing Marines sarcastically refering to how there day is going or how there life is at that point in time.
Marine 1: how are you doing?
Marine 2: im living the dream.
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to be in the act of smoking something.
specifically cigars and marijuana
hey eric, are you up for living the dream a little later today?
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