What is Livonia?
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A cozy family friendly yet predominantly white suburb just west of Detroit MI full of Northville-Novi upper-class wanna-be’s, useless potheads who still live with their parents and uppity chicks who spend too much time at Abercrombie & Fitch. Most young adults and teens of Livonia use drugs and if you had just moved to Livonia, chances are you will use drugs as well. 70% of the born residents grow up to suck at life due to parental coddling and the influence of the public school system. Cities like Livonia also supply kid friendly neighborhoods and nice overpriced housing for uneducated douche bags that work for The Big 3. Livonia is # 1 living quarters of choice for those useless walking sacks also known as United Auto Workers. Hook Up potential at the many bars within Livonia is very favorable considering most teen to 20 something women will fuck anything with a Mustang and bank account.
Them damn Livonia kids... see, now you to are going to grow up to be a peice of shit.
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Home of 100 thousand undereducated white folk. a place where the only ones who succeed are attending/attended a private school. you cant expect much from any public school graduate, but i do hear they have a nice class reunion at the local community collage.
Although Livonia is the whitest city in America, Livonia's black population has increased due to the recent school closings in Detroit.
Even with 100 thousand residents the cops never have to do anything worth talking about. there are about 5 things on the top 10 exciting things in the history of Livonia.
there are two sections of Livonia- South of 6 mile road and North of 6 mile road. south includes low/middle-middle class citizens and the north includes upper-middle class citizens who are still too poor to live in Canton or Northville.
Livonia consists of emos, goths, and wiggers who have nothing to rebel against and you cant forget about the preps who are too high to do anything productive in ones life.
hey, im from livonia so i must be gay
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