What is Lizatini?
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A martini chased with a percoset, valium, or some other prescription painkiller.
Named after Liza Minnelli, because she is notorious for being a big boozer and addicted to prescription painkillers.
"That Lizatini I had last night really knocked me off my ass! I slept 15 hours straight."
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