What is Lizatini?
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A martini chased with a percoset, valium, or some other prescription painkiller.
Named after Liza Minnelli, because she is notorious for being a big boozer and addicted to prescription painkillers.
"That Lizatini I had last night really knocked me off my ass! I slept 15 hours straight."
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5 to 1 ratio.
A quintuple standard, 5 to 1 ratio, i.e. The MPAA movie rating board allows 5 male genitalia to every 1 female genitalia...
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A more preferrable choice to any Republican in the primaries.
Fred dropped out; so I'd rather vote for Zombie Reagan than Huckabee..
