Lizlies

What is Lizlies?


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Two bitches that reside in Calkins Hall at Central Michigan University. They like to backstab and walk out on their friends and were frequently caught talking behind their backs. They will do anything that comes in sight as long as noone else finds out about it because ones a slut and the other only wishes she was a slut but boys are scared of her tall beasty qualities(aka trying to give head and facing rejection and flashing a car and then getting objects thrown at them). But don't call them out on this because they are too "christian" to do any of that. Those who enjoy an occassional drink beware, they will believe you are an alcoholic and pray for you. They love to make fun of anyone they meet and then befriend them once all of their old friends have caught on. Basically they are the biggest bitches you will meet and you should stay away from them.

Those Lizlies, right after church, tried to give him head but he asked her to stop.

See sluts, bitches, alcoholic, whores, snaggletooth


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