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when you release a vaginal fart in a rubber glove, and afterwards suck it out.
My queef glove tasted like one of leslies queef nuggets
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The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stup..
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little balls of crap you find in your cleft..