What is Ljstra?
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ljstra was created march 6th, 2004, in denton texas, when an astronomical experiment failed due to excessive cloud-cover.
in essence ljstra is an amalgamation of two very capable Halo alter-egos, which, when combined, defy all previously set limits in wheel-of-fortune style gameplay.
ljstra can often be found frolicking on parkgrounds and college campuses, usually seeking a pond, where he/she will engage in the hunting of turtles.
those wishing to capture the elusive ljstra are encouraged to use a lure of either poorly secured apostrophe's and/or secluded movie-watching environments.
person: "OMG LOOK! ITS LJSTRA!!! ... aww he/she looks so happy!"
otherPerson: "well of course, its au to maatic!"
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