Llama Shanker

What is Llama Shanker?

1.

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.

I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.

See sex, tits, llama, animal, carrot, vagina, pussy, cock, muff, cunt, fuck
22

Random Words:

Parlin
1. also referred to as "p-lin" a town in new jersey basically full of people who used to live in cities and moved here to buy big..
Read more
Tahitian Noni Fruit
1. A natural Polynesian fruit that has many documented cures..The fruit is patented by Tahitian Noni International currently a private comp..
Read more
Zdc
1. Acronym Noun: "ZDC" stands for for Zombie Defense Coalition. The ZDC is a zombie survivalist group originating in the south ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free