What is Llama Shanker?
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The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.
I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.
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When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.
I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johns..
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Is me yes thats me hahahahahahahah
I'm fueledbysanti yo!
See me, santi, fueled, fueledbysanti, tai, Fueledbysanti..
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to put your hand behind you and lift your ballsack so they dont slap against the other gentleman while double penetrating the lucky lady..
