Llama Shanker

What is Llama Shanker?

1.

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.

I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.

See sex, tits, llama, animal, carrot, vagina, pussy, cock, muff, cunt, fuck
22

Random Words:

Undane
1. unequatable, does not amount to anything else She has an undane passion for sex. See obsession, passion..
Read more
Diskoe
1. A type of fever that spreads when you are rolling around in the ground in the fetal position signing "Here We Go Steelers Here We G..
Read more
Malpassicistic
1. An unhealthy obsession with all things mal Derived from the American God Malpass, God of the awesome and of all things that are the bes..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free