Llama Toe

What is Llama Toe?


1.

The male version of camel toe. When a guy's pants are so tight, the seam in his crotch separates his nuts and you can see one on each side of said seam. Cowboy hicks in tight Wranglers best describes this visual.

Omg! That guy's pants are so tight, he's got a llama toe!

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2.

Basically, its when a really fat lady wheres REALLY tight spandex and struts around a bunch of 5th graders in gym class...usually caused by having unprotected sex with a llama, while wearing thoughs spandex...WARNING: LLAMA TOES CAN GET INFECTED WITH HIV BITCH.

Sean: Dude look at Ms.Armstrong's camel toe

!

Sean2: EWWW, dude thats like way worse then a camel toe, look at the way the moistier is spreading around her pants its LEAKING!

Sean: HAHA dude that aint no camel toe....ITS...ITS....

Together: A LLAMA TOE!

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3.

Llama toe is a pain in your foot that comes from doing calf raises. Llama toe can also come from doing other weightlifting exercises. Do not mistake the week long pain as a stress fracture.

Person 1 - I've come up with a bad case of llama toe.

Person 2 - You sure it isn't a stress fracture?

Person 1 - Look at that chick she has some serious llama toe.

Person 2 - How would you know?

Person 1 - Because she told me.

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