What is Llaufing?
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a slouching, angry shuffle one does when faced with totally absurd and totally deabilitating computer problems, e.g. e-mails being sent to Hell instead of your friend, and printers inking up whole pages with random symbols instead of an essay. Often done with one's head down, eyes squinted, fists clenched and teeth bared, all the while muttering vauge obsenities involving Bill Gates and an ice pick.
"Whoa, do you see Kenny over there? I think he just gave that co-ed a scare."
"Well, you know how he is when he laufs."
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Large Dildo made with miniature clay flower pots decorated to look like a nutcracker.
Denise loves her Terracotta Bill.
See vibrator, ..
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actin cute with your girl/boyfriend.
gettin all mushy mushy with your girl/boyfriend
That couple was actin all lovey-dovey in the thea..
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someone who never wants to have sex
My wife and I used to do it 3 or 4 times a week. Now we never have sex, she's become a noneph..
