Llemu

What is Llemu?


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A Llemu is an all-powerful animal that is the crossbreed between a llama and an emu. Most people mistake Llemus for ducks, but they're not, so don't call them that. Llemus usually have the body of an emu and the head of a llama. If you wanted to find a Llemu, you would have to click your heels five times, and draw a tunnel on your wall, crawl through it, then travel north to Llemu-Land. Usually, they can be found near water or the local Jewel-Osco. Also, you always capitalize Llemus when you talk about them.

"ong, there goes a Llemu!"

"Woah, I wish I had a Llemu like that!"

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