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A chocolate waffle is when you take a steamy turd on a girl's chest and then hit it with a tennis racket. SPLAT!!! Chocolate Waffle..
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It's what's said over and over by only the most uber awesomest of people.
I'm Ashton Kutcher and I'm awesome!!!!..
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Macaroons which Piper makes that are so ridiculously good they must be made with crack.
Dang Piper, these ain't no macaroons, them..