What is Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning?


1.

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary

When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.


52

Random Words:

1. Our emotional state of choice is Ecstasy. Our nourishment of choice is Love. Our addiction of choice is technology. Our religion of ch..
1. verb: to bernadette (someone) - MD colloq. 1) to inconvenience 2) to annoy the shit out of "She asked you to do what? Man, tell ..
1. An insult to be used against a man, implies that his dick is the size of a clit. John, you're a clitdick...