What is L.l.p.f.?
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Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
After hearing the same lame excuse over and over again about why the university student couldn't bring their books back on time and why they shouldn't have to pay overdue fines, the librarian wrote "L.L.P.F." in the student's library account so that the other staff wouldn't excuse any more overdue fines.
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The clergy (specifically christians)
As the priests showed up carrying the golden crosses, my dad quipped, 'Here come the cocks in..