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An infection of the ears, caused by the proximity of someone speaking in an American accent, especially when said person is exaggerating..
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Infection caught in a hospital
Golden staph caught from filthy hands of staff who refuse to wash and therefore since the bug is caught ..
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A CEO who gets a fat paycheck after running a company into the ground.
Marge lost her 401K and all her company stock was worthless but ..