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Scientology slang for masturbation
Xenu took the last moments he had in office to really goof the floof.
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Hair-Socket: n. When the hairs of your ass entangle, after your ass dries up, and the pulling becomes extraordinarily painful.
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Stealing a years worth of sample tooth-paste from work or from free-sample stations in the mall. Year Paste also can serve as a stocking..