Lmoto

What is Lmoto?


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To laugh ones over grown toe nail off.

Instead of laughing ones ass off in event of the ass in question being exeedingly lovely.

A: lmao

B: NO, don't laugh ur ass off, its gorgeus, laugh ur over grown toe nail off instead.

A: lmoto


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