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When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.
We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail...
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A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.
This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.
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When you place a Sex Ad on Craig's List because you are not getting any.
My husband wasn't giving up the goods, so I threaten..