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I look like I give a fuck, but I really don't.
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When you fall asleep immediately after ejaculating inside a female while still inside her, and she leaves you asleep on the couch, naked..
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An invisible and elusive air-dwelling creature that is often known to change the outcome of World Cup events. Has been known to be in cl..
