What is Lms?
1.
Little man syndrome - Something small people possess. Mad at the world because of their short height.
My boss has a bad case of LMS!
2.
LMS (Little Masturbation Syndrome) is like PMS for males and sometimes-though rare,- females. LMS is experienced during prolonged absence of masturbation. This can be brought on by: A bet, a girlfriend/boyfriend, or other restrictive factors.
Symptoms include: Short temper, depression, mood swings, cravings for certain foods, and a desire for p0rn.
Dude,this "How long can I go without masturbation" bet sucks... I am LMS'ing so much right now!!!
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3.
Lick My Swingers.
A particularly negative rebuke in response to a request for assistance, an opinion or any social act. In inviting someone to perform this unpleasant act an indication of the actual level of contempt being felt can be achieved.
Person 1: "Can you listen to the poem I wrote about my journey through life"
Person 2: "No, but you can LMS"
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4.
lick My Sack
Hey n00b u can LMS
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5.
Abbreviation for "let me see"
what about this one? #link to some page#
- lms
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6.
shortened for "Lutsch meinen Schwanz" (Suck My Dick)
popularized by german rapper Kool Savas
dude1: ich mag dich!
dude2: lms!
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7.
Acronym for Lick My
Glen told the bitch that stole his trash can to "LMS".
