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When someone takes a scoop of peanut butter and uses it to give someone a handjob; and then takes two slices of toast, sandwhiches the p..
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When you pick at your toe nails when they are long enough to get a peice that looks like a quarter moon.
While I was on the computer, I..
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Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.
My Mercedes is straight as an ar..
