What is Load Fairy's Target Practice?


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1. The most common victim of the Load fairy, used by him for honing his three key skills: speed, mass and accuracy (time elapsed between beginning of masturbation and the actual blowing of the load, actual amount of semen in entire load, and percentage of load that hit the bull's eye).

2. The person on the receiving end of a cum-shot.

3. Your mom.

1. The anonymous person drifted off to sleep perfectly, only to be awakened by the physical sensation of being the Load Fairy's Target Practice for the 2nd time that week.

2. That bitch? Yea, she's the LFTP, alright.

3. The dream your mother didn't quite aspire to by the time she turned 18, but she fulfilled it nonetheless.

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