Load On The Rings

What is Load On The Rings?

When a married women uses her left hand to jerk a guy off and he dribbles his splooge all over her wedding ring et al.

She pumped my hot dog so hard I splashed a hotload on the rings of her left hand.... ok so it's a reach

Dookiephone

1. The opposite of a bananna phone. FUCK BANANNA PHONE! I'M gonna USE THE DOOKIE! See Squall..

Azlepoof

1. extremely depressed but relieved and scared. A: she doesnt like you? B: no she doesnt A: how are you feeling? B: quite azlepoof See..

Hoofthepad

1. to walk a distance. theres na taxis, we'll have tae hoofthepad...

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