What is Loaf?
1.
Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?
"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"
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2.
when a fat cat sits laying on it's stomach with it's paws tucked under them-they look like a loaf of bread
a lazy person who sits around all day on their couch
i.e Lady cat you're loafing!
i.e What are you doing today?
Ehh I think I'm just gonna loaf today in the apartment
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3.
A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)
Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.
4.
A useless, overweight person.
Billy's ex-girlfriend, herself a loaf, married another loaf.
5.
Means a person is fakin
Can also be used at the end of jokes
Sherie you be Loafn You know u wan to give up
da yea
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6.
1. A shaped mass of bread, cake, or sugar.
2. To be lazy or idle. To pass the time in a leisurely manner.
1. It is relatively easy to make bread if you have a few hours of your time.
2. During the hot summer days, a lot of folks simply loaf in the shade.
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7.
1. piece of shit.
2. an unusually large peice of shit.
popular: "man, i gotta go bake a loaf"
