Loafed

What is Loafed?


1.

To get wasted. Short for the term "meatloafed."

We're gettin loafed tonight

See drunk, smurfed, wasted, hammered, meatloaf

2.

a state of ultimate laziness forcing you to waste the day away by doing nothing...at all.

I'm so loafed today, I only left my couch twice, once to get a snack and twice to shit.

See lazy, bored, tired, procrastination, bed, sleepy

3.

the act of getting slapped in the face with someones' loafer.

i said that golf was lame and my grandpa loafed me in the throat.

See loafers, loafer, slapped, donkey, punch

4.

To overly soil or excrete a visibly solid mass in one's pants.

Oh man! Did you see how dude totally loafed in his own pants?

5.

to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect.

Jerome said my mom was a fat,slimy ho, so i loafed him in the chest and gave homeboy an asthma attack.

David got loafed in his bottom lip for talkin shit.

See julius


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