What is Lob?
1.
Often used to mean "throw", particularly refers to heavy objects.
"I need some help to lob this broken chair into the skip."
"lobbing a large stone"
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2.
When someone says they love you in a affectionate and dopey way
Bob - babes i lob you
Billyann - i lob you too
Bob - fo sho mofo
Billyann - skeenage
Bob - come we mash
Billyann - aight den
Bob - come we go my gash!
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3.
UK Police abbreviation meaning 'Load Of Bollocks' which can be used in front of the public without causing offence.
"Cancel that back up, this pub fight is an LOB"
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4.
My friend nick says a "lob on" is a hard on, i dunno where the hell he got that from though. This spawned the use of lob which means your dick (according to nick)
"switch to playboy and ill get my/a lob on"
5.
Abbreviation: Lack of
Achmed was very sad that all he was getting for Christmas was lob
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6.
A combination of the two following meanings:
1. To throw an object with the intention for it to stay mid air for some time. To toss.
2. To love in an unconditional friendly manner.
This is a term that one only uses in the first person.
"I lob you over a fence!"
"I lob you like a midget into a fireplace!"
"I lob that show! I lob it like a bad rifle spinner."
"I lob you approximately 25 yards."
"I lob you like woah."
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7.
The condition of a penis before it becomes fully erect. Usually found after a warm shower, during episodes of Baywatch and desired before public displays of nudity (i.e. urination).
In conversation - " I freed my lazy lob and thrapped her around the face".
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