What is Lobber?
1.
Penis.
Her "Oh dear Reginald, thats a nasty red swelling you've got there"
Him "You'd better kiss Mr Lobber better then"
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2.
A complete and utter idiot who does and says ridiculous things. Basically calling the person a dickhead for being so stupid. Also comes with various hand actions similar to the dickhead one.
Matt : Is this the hole you are supposed to get the ball on the green? (when playing a golfing game on Ps2)
NAJ: Matt you are a total lobber!
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