Lobster Burrito

What is Lobster Burrito?


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East Coast Lobster Burrito: When you are doing a chick missionary and you reach down and pinch both her nipples.

West Coast Lobster Burrito: Same as east coast but doing her doggy and reaching around to pinch the nipples.

Southwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above, but girl is doing reverse cowgirl.

Northwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above but girl is doing girl on top drinking a starbucks while the guy is smoking a joint and Nirvana is playing in the background.

dude, I totally gave my girl a lobster burrito last night and now her titties are all red.

See lobster, doggy, missionary, nirvana, grunge


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