Lobster Card

What is Lobster Card?


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The alternative to oyster cards. Can be adapted using marker pen. Put an L at the front of oyster then turn the Y into a B. Because lobsters are way more tough than oysters.

"Can you please top up my lobster card"

"lobster??"

"Yes, lobster you cocktease"

See lobjob, lob


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