Lobster Claw

What is Lobster Claw?


1.

A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.

'She was so slutty, I pulled off the lobster claw! Her asshole was that loose.'

2.

The act of sticking the index and pointer fingers in a woman's vagina while placing the thumb in the anus and clamping together, as to resemble a lobster's claw.

"Why can't Sally walk strait?"

"I just gave her the lobster claw."

3.

similar to the shocker

put your thumb in her ass and the other four fingers in her vagina. looks like a lobster claw. refered to as a robster craw when performed on an asian broad.

See greg

4.

A hardcore derivative of the shocker, the lobster claw necesitates four in the stink, one in the pink.

Zach: Ready yourself, it's lobster claw time baby!

Amanda: The lobster claw is smelly.

5.

Originating in the state of Maine, a term used to describe 'four in the stink' and 'one in the pink'. A variation of the 'shocker' and the 'beatle clip'.

When she woke up in the morning, it felt as though a crustacean had eaten her asshole, but in reality her boyfriend had given her the ole lobster claw the night before.

See shocker, sex, stink finger, finger bang

6.

Derived from the ancient Greek practice of male on male fellatio with one small catch (or pinch); the male giving the fellatio must reach around the asshole and gently (or violently depending on the mood) insert hand/instrument (lobster claw) into anal cavity.Usually results in 3-4 hours of heavy bleeding from the anus.

After giving Lizzy a Rusty Piccolo I proceeded to give Jim a Lobster Claw until he bled to death.

See lobster, lobster claw, anus

7.

A very skinny, bony person with red skin due to lack of pigment.

Alli is a Lobster Claw!

See seafood, dumb, retarded, whore


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