Lobster Cock

What is Lobster Cock?


1.

A rank smelling penis on a male, usually one who still has his foreskinattatched, particularly those with bad hygene.

Dude, I haven't had a shower in two days....I reek, my ass smells like mexican food and I'm suffering from a sick case of lobster cock.

See stank, cock, weiner, lobster, fish

2.

The state of the male penis after frequent masturbation, usually 5 or 6 times in a day. The end of the bell turns a shade of bright red, similar to that of the colour of a lobster, and smells putrid like a used diaper filled with Indian Food.

Oh, man I was so horny the other night, got major lobster cock!

See lobster cock, knob cheese, red dick


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