What is Lobster Punch?
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The art of punching a handful of raw seafood into the partner's vagina, and then later slurping it out with your tongue.
Matt gave his best friend's girlfriend a good Lobster Punch last night.
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A state of confusion and humiliation, usually due to finding one's pants filled with a dijon, stone-ground, or other fine mustard.
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The beginning to every sentence spout from every uneducated, talentless, self-indulgent blowhard sports commentator.
"You talk abo..