What is Lobsterfestivity?
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Lobsterfestivities are the events that occur after a meal at Red Lobster during the yearly "Lobster Fest"
Sometimes this could mean seeing a movie, or going to a club. It may also include going home, changing your baby's diaper and then realizing you have to change your own.
It was Dr D's triple x and we went out for lobster. The lobsterfestivities did not end there though. I crapped my pants and had to take a fully clothed shower.
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