Lobsteritas

What is Lobsteritas?


1.

it an std that itchy like crabs, but pinches more like a lobster.

Tom gave Suzie a really bad case of lobsteritas.

2.

A nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. Thus far lobsteritas has no cure! Watch out kids.


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