What is Lobsters?
1.
when the level of someones public lice or "crabs" gets to an unbearable level.
"those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"
2.
Basically the same as
Dammit Jimmy! Stop jacking off in my washroom! You've left lobsters everywhere!
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3.
A bigger case of crabs, very hard to get rid of. Oversized crabs on a whore's body. VERY contagous!!!!!!!(an STD)
Nita: That whore Tiffany gave me Lobsters!!!!!
Jay Ray: What's that?(i wouldn't know bcuz i'm a virgin)
Nita: They are worse than crabs, cuz they are huge er!!!!!!
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4.
A form of Lice that is contracted by having sex with an expensive prostitute.
George: Dude, my pubes are fuckin' itching so badly.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.
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5.
unbearable crabs of the ass
God, my lobsters are itching like a midet in a floppy vagina
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6.
The act of placing baby lobster into your vagina for sexual pleasure. The lobsters then plant their eggs in the uterus, and the eggs hatch. Removal of the lobsters is extremely difficult and painful.
Kyle played with seafood a little bit too often, and next thing you know, he got lobsters in his vaginal cheese.
