Local Smokies

What is Local Smokies?

The town or county police department.

Chris: "Oh shit, we're getting pulled over. I was doing 160 in a 35! My mom's gonna kill me!"

Dean: "Just run for it, jackass. They'll never catch us in this 911. It's just the local smokies, not the damned national guard or anything."

Chris: "No!!! I could never do such a terrible thing! I'll just shoot them...no, better idea...throw this grenade at their car."

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