What is Lochness Monster?
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The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "
Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.
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The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.
The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such
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